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Tesco Declares Aisle 7 a Sovereign State
1+ mon, 1+ day ago (1176+ words) Shoppers in Suffolk say the collapse of ordinary civil life began at 9. 14am on Tuesday, just after a woman in a padded gilet attempted to overtake a stationary pensioner near the own-brand tortilla wraps and was told, with unusual firmness, that…...
Boozers Face Cost of Living Crisis Tough Times
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (294+ words) BROKEN BRITAIN " In the latest cruel twist of the never-ending, ever-upward-spiralling cost-of-living crisis, British drinkers have been forced to ration their alcohol intake to a single thimble's worth per week'a government-approved unit now affectionately known as the "Misery Measure." By…...
Ipswich Ill-conceived Cafe ad raises more than interest
3+ mon, 2+ day ago (250+ words) BOB'S CAFE, IPSWICH'Residents of central Ipswich were treated to an unusual spectacle yesterday when a modest cafeteria on the High Street found itself at the centre of a recruitment drive gone awry. By Our Consumer Correspondent: Colin Allcabs While owner…...